redneck to english

   Redneck:                                                                                    
Hey!  Watch This!
   English:
hello my friends. i would like to commit suicide in a creative fashion. would you care to watch?
   Redneck:
all right!
   English:
I would not mind watching you end your life, if i can assist you in the process
   Redneck:
Cool!!!
   English:
Hey moron!  that looked painful and mildly amusing, do it again